bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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(via blissfullycatastrophic)

stability:

hot people are fun to look at

(Source: stability, via ugly)

crumpetseeds:

mewtwoofficial:

Yaoi paws

I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via baracknobama)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via baracknobama)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via baracknobama)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via baracknobama)

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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(via morethanoneside)

chilled:

babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

Following back everyone!

(Source: 420dongsquad, via moistbottom)

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via guy)

nichvlas:

(by tomms)