dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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(via pizza)

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via pizza)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via x-xvkyr)

slumperella:

omfgg this is the greatest thingnever

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via passinglivestrainsandcars)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via passinglivestrainsandcars)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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